Tall Ships in the Bathtub

There are tall ships in the bathtub
And pirates on the soap
There are yellow rubber duckies
Attacking without stop.

The pirates dive down quickly
Beneath the bubble foam
The Duckies cannot find them
In the thickness of the loam

And to the ships the pirates,
Their advantage they resume,
And on those yellow duckies
They fire their canons—boom!

Those monstrous rubber duckies
Are forced to make retreat
And waddle on the porcelain tub
Though they haven’t any feet.